I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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