Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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