if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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