ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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