Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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