yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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