I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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