Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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