so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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