I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Are we still banned from the library?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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