We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Who died my cat blue again?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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