Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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