When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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