ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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