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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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