this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize
