I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
