Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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