We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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