did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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