It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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