It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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