So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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