So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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