I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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