Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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