Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
