I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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