doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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