I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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