currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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