im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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