How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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