David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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