Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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