Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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