She went from zero to smokin in five shots
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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