You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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