Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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