Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
