Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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