Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
