i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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