i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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