he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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