I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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