it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Randomize
