We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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