Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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