His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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