i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
