why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
