Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think a kid would responsible me up
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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its like you know when i get waxed
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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