told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I love you. Go after that dick
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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