go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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